Thursday, December 22, 2005

A Funny World

Knowing two girls of the same name can be frustrating. Especially if your contact list on your mobile phone is badly organised and you happen to be drunk as from 21h every night. It also gets a little bit worse if you're seeing both of them at the same time. I personally witnessed my friend struggling with the conversation as he stealthily tried to inject questions into the conversation to find out more about the identity of the girl. Which one was it? The one he was dating - or the other one he was dating?

Unfortunately for the non-poly-dating people, having people dating more than one person at once actually decreases the chances of us [the non-poly-dating people] finding a partner. This situation is even more irritating for me as I happen to be a complete loser when it comes to finding a partner (you must have noticed).

Why would it be wrong to date more than one person? What is more important - satisfying a biological need for reproduction, or satisfying the moral need for love? Some might argue that love does not exist. And I will retort: "neither does the biological need". Yes, the "biological need" emanates from the brain. Assembling a dick and two balls does not make of it an organ with a need. What's required is a series of interconnected neurones controlling that dick. If love is a by-product of your neurones, so is your life, your biological needs, and everything else.

Finally, for the likes of the poly-dating people, I would like to bring forward an argument. Whether you're a male or a female, consider this:

- How do you choose a friend?

a) Because the both of you get along really well
b) Because that person is exactly like you
c) Because that person is cute

Answer (a) and (b) seem to be the most sensible ones. Answer (c) seems so silly.
Now answer this:

- How do you choose a life partner?

a) Because the both of you get along really well
b) Because that person is exactly like you
c) Because that person is cute

I leave the rest to you.
Best of luck for the marriage, Q!
We're all with you... in a way :)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Merry Xmas Rowan:)

Hope