CONGRATULATIONS!!!! SOMEBODY THOUGHT OF YOU AND FORWARDED YOU THIS BEAUTIFUL CHAIN MAIL! YOU'RE IN LUCK, BASTARD. READ ON.
This chain letter is for real. Well, you might as well ask Jean-Luc Dominique Emmanuel Coccio A., resident of Cité Barkly, Mauritius. He received this email in his inbox on the 7th of December 2006. He didn't read it. That was mainly because the computer he had was a stolen one, and there was no fucking way he'd put an internet connection on it. So he couldn't read it. And that's when weird shit started happening.
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This chain letter is for real. Well, you might as well ask Jean-Luc Dominique Emmanuel Coccio A., resident of Cité Barkly, Mauritius. He received this email in his inbox on the 7th of December 2006. He didn't read it. That was mainly because the computer he had was a stolen one, and there was no fucking way he'd put an internet connection on it. So he couldn't read it. And that's when weird shit started happening.
On the 17th of December, a few days before Christmas, a mad donkey barged into his house and raped him.
And as everybody knows, mad donkeys attacks are pretty frequent in Cité Barkly. He thought it was just bad luck. He still didn't check his email. Well, he couldn't anyway. A few days later, seven donkeys barged into his house and gang raped him. Still, he thought that was just pure coincidence.
On the 22nd of December, Jean-Luc Dominique was arrested for possesion. His inmate was Dr. Miko, a famous Mauritian sadist. Jean was basically in jail, and he really wished he had bought the pirated copies of Prison Break.
On the 23rd of December, he learned that there was an unread email in his inbox. Unfortunately, due to a lack of facilities in Mauritian prisons, he couldn't do anything about it.
On the 25th of December, his inmate, Dr. Miko, castrated Jean-Luc.
That was the end of him, and his sexual life.
See? You MUST pass this email on. You NEED to. I'm sure you don't want to be raped by a mad donkey with a disproportionate penis, do you? I treasure my asshole's virginity as much as you do. Think twice.
Now comes the magic part of this email - the one that will bring you luck and all that shit:
And as everybody knows, mad donkeys attacks are pretty frequent in Cité Barkly. He thought it was just bad luck. He still didn't check his email. Well, he couldn't anyway. A few days later, seven donkeys barged into his house and gang raped him. Still, he thought that was just pure coincidence.
On the 22nd of December, Jean-Luc Dominique was arrested for possesion. His inmate was Dr. Miko, a famous Mauritian sadist. Jean was basically in jail, and he really wished he had bought the pirated copies of Prison Break.
On the 23rd of December, he learned that there was an unread email in his inbox. Unfortunately, due to a lack of facilities in Mauritian prisons, he couldn't do anything about it.
On the 25th of December, his inmate, Dr. Miko, castrated Jean-Luc.
That was the end of him, and his sexual life.
See? You MUST pass this email on. You NEED to. I'm sure you don't want to be raped by a mad donkey with a disproportionate penis, do you? I treasure my asshole's virginity as much as you do. Think twice.
Now comes the magic part of this email - the one that will bring you luck and all that shit:
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See? It's a diamond! With little stars!
Yay!!
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Right, get on to pass this email. Now.
Yay!!
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Right, get on to pass this email. Now.
AND REMEMBER! THE MAD DONKEY'S WATCHING YOU. EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A PISS. EVERYTIME YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH. EVERYTIME YOU WATCH PORN. IT KNOWS. BEWARE, BITCHES.
1 comment:
that one made me laugh...
"everytime you watch porn"
XD
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